2 definitions by oxxer

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To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.
1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?
by oxxer January 23, 2008

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The feeling of upset stomach, gas, diarrhea and general gastrointestinal malcontent. China hole is usually caused by eating fast food or other questionable food products.
1) Oh my God, Britney! That Nacho Cheese Chalupa from Taco Bell has given me serious china hole! Hurry...Pull the car over at that 7-eleven so I can hell my pants!

2) The sushi here always gives me china hole!
by oxxer January 23, 2008

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