9 definitions by ownies puppy

big girl

a chubby munter or otherwise pregnant lookin girl, one who has 'eaten all the pies', and likely all the chocolates and crisps and chips and coke and biscuits and cake and her family and her dog as well, to look at her.

A porky bird.

An overweight female from Ulster (of which there are many).

Also, a polite term girls use to describe their morbidly obese friends.

Did you see the size of that arse! Now that's what I call a big girl! I wonder when she's due...

by ownies puppy August 22, 2006

carrickfergus

Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.

Jonty 1: I wish I was... in Carrickfergus...
Jonty 2: No you dont mate, it's well shiiiiite.

by ownies puppy September 16, 2006