(slang), as boob tube
is for television.
* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).
* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.
* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.
* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.
At home I watch the boob tube, but at work I mostly surf the pube tube.