5 definitions by openInvent
1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.
also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.
Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.
also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.
Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.
Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.
also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.
Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.
also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.
Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.
Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
when a penis falls in the shit waters that is your toilet. Usually followed by splashback after gopher poking and usually by those blessed like ron jeremy or cory edwards.
I was digusted while on the thinker because of a gandi dip aka gandhi dip.. this toilet was made for little people!
by openInvent March 22, 2017
Lickity split means as fast as you woud eat out a hot little split slit hole aka chicks vagina.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.
Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.
Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)
On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.
Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.
Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)
On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
The OGs had to drop the moonshine, and the women who drop their knickers, as they fled the speakeasy lickity split so none of got rubbed out or holed up.
by openInvent March 13, 2017