Most appauling person you will ever meet. He'll love you one day, and be content with being "just friends" the next. He'll also expect you to be totally fine with it as well. He's a smart, arrogant ass who is impossible to get off of your mind. Dont get involved in him! He'll only hurt you worse than you could ever imagine, yet you'll still be drooling over his every word when all is said and done.
Brother: Who's Dan? Your boyfriend??
Girl: *bursts into hysterical crying*