14 definitions by olivers

withp

The way a person with a lisp would say "lisp".

Guy with lisp: Hey can I jutht grab a theat, pleathe. Do you guyth really think I 'ave a whithp?

by olivers May 5, 2005

gin & tonic

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".

by olivers May 5, 2005

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by olivers May 5, 2005

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by olivers May 5, 2005

fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by olivers May 7, 2005

Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

by olivers May 5, 2005

Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

by olivers May 5, 2005