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ruski

The russian word for "russian".
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.
American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard"
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2006
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The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.
Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!
by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008
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bsnitch

A word used to call someone a bitch without actually saying "bitch".
Oleg: you b----snitch
Lisa: a bsnitch? Wait, did you just call me a bitch?
Oleg: Nonononono. I'd never call you a bitch.
by OlegTheGreat March 20, 2009
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Kravchenko'd

To get tricked into arguing.

Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.
translated from Russian:
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.

Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.

Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.

Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?

Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.

Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.

Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.

Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.

LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2011
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Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.
When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.
by OlegTheGreat April 6, 2010
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jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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suka

spelled Cyka in russian.

The only word that most Americans know in Russian. Usually taught to them by Russians who like to indulge their American friends' requests to "learn some Russian"

Translates to "bitch".

Not to be confused with "Sukot", the Jewish holiday, or the tent related to the event, a "suka".
"Suka blat! On ukral ot menya sto baksov!"
(Bitch fuck! He stole 100 bucks from me!)
by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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