4 definitions by oldschool22
When a fat girls ass cheeks are so big they dont allow the crack to see the light of day which results in gravy stains. This could happen over a period of a few months. Also known as mustard stains.
by oldschool22 June 8, 2011
When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.
Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.
by oldschool22 May 25, 2011
One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.
Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
by oldschool22 January 4, 2012
by oldschool22 December 12, 2010