6 definitions by ojo_tango
defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
Indulging in activity to make ones self more "black". Typically used among black people to shame one another for acting "white", implying that they need to make themselves "black again".
Jamael: Man I'm worried about my stocks dippin man
Tyrone: Cool it with that honkie shit man, you need a nigga transplant.
Tyrone: Cool it with that honkie shit man, you need a nigga transplant.
by ojo_tango July 29, 2021
The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
by ojo_tango July 6, 2021
short for "dead nigger society" an infamous youtube video in which the robin williams movie "dead poets society" is dubbed over with dialogue from pulp fictions "dead nigger storage" scene
by ojo_tango July 6, 2021
A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!
Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!
Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!
Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!
Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021