oh shit i'm dead's definitions

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

fashion

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 8, 2005

boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

2001

All I have to say is HAL is a scarier character than any gay fucking Freddy Kruegar.

Holy shit, HAL used that pod to throw that dude into deep space. What a badass motherfucker!

by oh shit i'm dead January 31, 2005

IQ

Despite what those unqualified in the field of psychology will tell you, IQ is an accurate of measurement of all kinds of intelligence. People with higher IQ's tend to do better in school, and have a more financially successful career.Alos, there are other methods of generating an IQ score than dividing mental age by real age, therefore adults can be tested as well.

I have never taken an IQ test from a qualified psychologist.

by oh shit i'm dead February 16, 2005

cunt

For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.

by oh shit i'm dead May 13, 2005