oh shit i'm dead's definitions

karate

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

2001

All I have to say is HAL is a scarier character than any gay fucking Freddy Kruegar.

Holy shit, HAL used that pod to throw that dude into deep space. What a badass motherfucker!

by oh shit i'm dead January 31, 2005

female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005

psychology

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

by oh shit i'm dead March 4, 2005

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

steven adler

The only original member of Guns N' Roses not to have a definition. (Before you say Izzy Stradlin, look up "Izzy").

Though he was a shit drummer (Never had a drumming lesson, didn't own an actual drumkit till he was 18), he still deserves some recognition

by oh shit i'm dead February 20, 2005