1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.
2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft
and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.
3. A place where a church night is something exciting.
I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.
I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.