Definitions by od smith

Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

Daily Mail by OD Smith April 8, 2005

connex 

Former franchise holders of South Eastern railways who were hilariously inept...unless you happened to live in their catchment area and needed to catch a frigging train at some point.

Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.

1.) "Where's my fucking train? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."

connex by OD Smith April 6, 2005

Brooklyn Beckham 

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

Brooklyn Beckham by OD Smith March 31, 2005

david beckham 

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.

Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.

david beckham by OD Smith March 31, 2005

befell 

1.) A target for all the idiots on Newgrounds to practise Rational American Thinking away from their homes on the NG BBS.

2.) Somebody with an opinion which is actually thought out and considered, with facts and other stuff like that behind it. No wonder Rational American Thinkers are so desperate to trash him on this site...

1.) "BeFell wanks while watching Michael Moore documentaries!!!"

2.) Search on the NG BBS and note the lack of flame wars and general bullshit.

befell by OD Smith March 30, 2005

Lee, Amy 

1.) Frontwoman of fifteen-minutes goth act Evanescence, currently trawling around near-obscurity.

2.) A porn star. No, it isn't the same one - CALM DOWN, GOTH!!!

1.) You do remember Bring Me To Life, don't you? It was only two years ago...

2.) "Ohh big boy, I want to choke on your cock..." (or something similar, anyway).

Lee, Amy by OD Smith March 30, 2005

homoeroticism 

The cover to 50 Cent's "The Massacre" CD.

"My word, that Fiddy Scent looks all man in that unintentionally homoerotic picture."

homoeroticism by OD Smith March 30, 2005