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1. The man who puts the "USA" into sausage.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
Afghanistan, Iraq, and whichever of Iran or Syria he fancies bombing in about July 2005. When not turning that hatred onto his own people via the Patriot Act and numerous other acts of legislation.
by OD Smith March 11, 2005
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Get the Romford mug.There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
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Get the eh eh eh mug.A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
by OD Smith March 24, 2005
Get the I Feel Sick mug.An oxymoron if ever there was one - a Popstars/Pop Idol band that people gave a flying fuck about come their second album. Especially Louis Walsh, as he could (and should, lets be honest) retire on the money they roll in for him.
Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.
Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.
Watch one of their videos and notice that, rather than miming, Cheryl is stooping to show off her cleavage etc.
by OD Smith May 10, 2005
Get the Girls Aloud mug.A very crass attempt by journalists to rope the 7th of July bombings in London to 9/11. They had previously tried to dub the Madrid bombing 3/11, but strangely forgot to try this method for the Bali bombing. Of course, they don't realise how irresponsible this is due to the fact it will instantly create the impression Osama bin-Laden was involved so the reactionary press will bleat on about al-Que'da for days on end and get in the way of the police finding who was actually responsible (and it was neither al-Que'da or embittered members of the Paris Olympic Committee).
Journo 1: What will we call this attack on London?
Journo 2: Well, if 11th September is forever known as 9/11, why not call it 7/7?
Journo 1: Don't you think that's crass, as you can't compare the death of 3000 people with 56?
Journo 2: No, as we're responsible people and our readers have the intellect to discern the two bombings and not create a link in their heads, as we obviously won't have created it...
Journo 2: Well, if 11th September is forever known as 9/11, why not call it 7/7?
Journo 1: Don't you think that's crass, as you can't compare the death of 3000 people with 56?
Journo 2: No, as we're responsible people and our readers have the intellect to discern the two bombings and not create a link in their heads, as we obviously won't have created it...
by OD Smith September 12, 2006
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