2 definitions by occular nebula
Jakbob, or jakbob bonhammar, is a split personality of a guy from the entire world. Usually you call him by the name: Boban. Keep your guard up while walking home from school, boban is a famous child molester and will blow a load in your face if he catches you. If you hear the words: "TACOS PABLO SENPAI SUGOI", you're fucked.
Nibba 1: Yo homie did you hear about pablo escobar's partner?
Little somalian boy: You mean Jakbob? Yeah my homeboi, boban put his dick in my butthole while I was watching MLP porn.
Little somalian boy: You mean Jakbob? Yeah my homeboi, boban put his dick in my butthole while I was watching MLP porn.
by occular nebula January 18, 2018
Aboubacar Andile Temitope was a well known warrior who immigrated from Senonesamagal to Apubaganda to fight under the infamous, great, leader Boboyatung. He fought with him as his right hand and later he literally became his right hand.
The thing that made Aboubacar Andile Temitope so terrifying was that he was such a big hairy beast and he had food. Food was something many people who fought under Boboyatung hadn't seen before. After the great war when Boboyatung lost his right hand during the final battle against the evil monkey king poopoo whaledemonono, Aboubacar Andile Temitope played a game Sudoko to sacrifice himself to become Boboyatung's left hand.
After he sacrificed himself to become Boboyatung's hand they traveled far down south to find the infamous stone three. Sadly Boboyatung and Aboubacar Andile Temitope ended during their long travel, when Aboubacar Andile Temitope once again sacrificed himself for his beloved Boboyatung. Aboubacar Andile Temitope fell down to the great well of starving children and was eaten. His last word where: Oogaboganiganiga
The thing that made Aboubacar Andile Temitope so terrifying was that he was such a big hairy beast and he had food. Food was something many people who fought under Boboyatung hadn't seen before. After the great war when Boboyatung lost his right hand during the final battle against the evil monkey king poopoo whaledemonono, Aboubacar Andile Temitope played a game Sudoko to sacrifice himself to become Boboyatung's left hand.
After he sacrificed himself to become Boboyatung's hand they traveled far down south to find the infamous stone three. Sadly Boboyatung and Aboubacar Andile Temitope ended during their long travel, when Aboubacar Andile Temitope once again sacrificed himself for his beloved Boboyatung. Aboubacar Andile Temitope fell down to the great well of starving children and was eaten. His last word where: Oogaboganiganiga
Person 1: Hey mah homeboy, have you heard about Aboubacar Andile Temitope?
Person 2: Yeaaaah mah nizzle, he was the greatest hairy warrior!
Person 1: I guess he was cool, but he wasn't greater than Boboyatung himself
Person 2: Yeaaaah mah nizzle, he was the greatest hairy warrior!
Person 1: I guess he was cool, but he wasn't greater than Boboyatung himself
by occular nebula January 23, 2018