3 definitions by oatmeal769
A womans breasts which are saggy, and/or lumpy.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.
John asked, "Scott, do you think Cindy is do-able?" Scott replied, "Yeah, but those titties are saggy, like socks full of rocks, I'm afraid I might get a black eye."
by oatmeal769 November 21, 2007
The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.
by oatmeal769 November 14, 2007
A condition caused by shagging a skinny or anorexic woman.
If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls' by causing a man to drag his testicles across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.
Used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.
A chick with no ass.
If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls' by causing a man to drag his testicles across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.
Used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.
A chick with no ass.
Roberto asked Fred, "Hey man, would you bang Jenny?"
"No way," Fred replied, "She's too scrawny, I might get lint balls. I need a girl with some booty!"
"No way," Fred replied, "She's too scrawny, I might get lint balls. I need a girl with some booty!"
by oatmeal769 December 12, 2007