nycesq's definitions

Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"

Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".

by nycesq January 27, 2009

Drop an intestine

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

by nycesq August 14, 2009

Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".

"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "

by nycesq October 8, 2009

Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

by nycesq April 29, 2009

Blago

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"

"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"

by nycesq January 27, 2009