38 definitions by nutella137

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Reverse step kids

Your ex’s kids.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Titty sex

When a girl uses her boobs to pleasure a guy. A girl doesn’t need to have big boobs to do it, but in order to do it porn style she needs to be at least a d cup.

Dude 1: That’s your girlfriend? But she’s fat.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: She must weigh more than you.
Dude 2: She has a pretty face and gives me titty sex though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

Aeropostale

A mall store similar to Hollister but cheaper and less popular. It’s peak was in the 2000s. Now mostly just high school girls and Hispanic guys shop at it.

Victoria: I’m gonna go into Hollister.
Valerie: I like Aeropostale better so I’m going in there.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020