2 definitions by numbnut

Marlettnophobia

The fear of yardsticks.

“Are you scared of any thing?”
“Yeah, I have Marlettnophobia...”

by numbnut January 31, 2019

Britonous Syndrome

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds

“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”

by numbnut March 11, 2019