1 definition by numberonecumguzzler

Fuccboi

Fuccbois are defined by many aspects, some of the most crucial being
- wearing trendy shoes when they walk down the street, as they cannot fuck with cold feet
- fucking heaps
- not having a spouse
- wearing sunhats when they leave the house
- having a small vocabulary

- having skin (statistically probable)
- having a skin below their knee (also statistically probable)
- is a boy who can fuck all-day
- is not a girl, or a boy who doesn't like to fuck
- are allergic to bananas
- share a single pair of flannelette pajamas with other fuccbois
- have jackets with pockets sewn by their mum, which contain lockets filled with spare cum
- suffer from epilepsy

- are one foot tall, and thus unable to paint a feature wall
- will not call you back as their phones are famous australian serial killer ivan milat
- will recommend probiotic yoghurt and a reduction in stress for those suffering from IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)

"Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?"
"Yes"
"It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are"
"That's not true"
"Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week"
"I know what a fuccboi is!"

by numberonecumguzzler February 25, 2020