47 definitions by notarealperson111

Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries

"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"

by notarealperson111 January 16, 2021

No

No.

Just no.

by notarealperson111 October 20, 2020

Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

tehn

A common misspelling of "then".

Person 1: And tehn....
Person 2: Do you mean "then"?

by notarealperson111 November 9, 2020

what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

Krusty Krab

Patrick

"Patrick is the Krusty Krab"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020