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Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.

Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010

Family Guy

Family guy sucks and seth macfarlane is an asshole. i had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin dick i ever met. he wouldnt even mantain eye contact. he was also being a jerk to the wait staff.

family guy sucks it's not funny anymore and the creator seth macfarlane is a total asshole.

by not found [Error 404] July 22, 2009

Ronald Reagan

Someone who plays the role of a nice old man but is secretly hateful and prejudiced.

Ronald Reagan was good at manipulating the American public by putting on a fake "nice old man" persona. And the gullible American majority believed it was his true personality. But in truth Ronald Reagan was a very dark man who supported many evil things.

The day of Ronald Reagan's death was one of the greatest days in history for humanity.

by not found [Error 404] February 19, 2009

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007

Christians

Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.

I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...

by not found [Error 404] June 6, 2007

Afghanistan

The country the United States was supposed to invade instead of Iraq.

Why in the hell did we wage war on Iraq, when it was Al Qaeda (Afghanistan) that attacked us on 9/11?

by not found [Error 404] February 7, 2009

Helmet

A fairly decent Groove metal band started in the New York City underground music scene in 1989. Fronted by lead guitarist and vocalist Page Hamilton. Original members include Henry Bogdan on bass, John Stanier on drums, and Peter Mengede on rhythm guitar. Broke up in 1998 but reformed in 2003 with new members.

Well, yes...I like the original Helmet; but not the watered down, newly reformed so called "Helmet" that plays crappy Alternative rock instead of Heavy metal.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007