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Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

Adolf Obama

President Barack Obama, who seems to have scary similarities to Adolf Hitler.

"Look, there's Adolf Obama on TV again with one of his speeches!"

by not found [Error 404] June 4, 2009

Christian

The majority of Americans...


*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in....

Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.

by not found [Error 404] February 16, 2009

Radiohead

Overrated and stale alternative rock band who have made a career off of writing the same album over and over again.

A favorite among whiny pretentious emo kids and hipsters who think they know shit about music.

Radiohead are bland and dull.

by not found [Error 404] June 7, 2009

Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.

Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010

Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.

"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me

by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008

Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007