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America

The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck jesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck soccer moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.

Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.

by not found [Error 404] April 12, 2009

Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.

What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!

by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009

Kurt Busch

Complete douchebag, NASCAR driver for the #2 Miller Lite Dodge for lame ass Penske Racing, no racing talent whatsoever. He acts all nice on camera but in person he's a total cocksucker. This guy is a big fake.

"Kurt Busch is a douchebag."

by not found [Error 404] March 27, 2008

Exodus

I was on a metal forum and made a topic asking people for music recommendations.. I mentioned that I love great bands like new Metallica, new Megadeth, Staind, Linkin Park, Atreyu, etc. Everyone was flaming me! and told me to stop being brainwashed by MTV! I laughed and told them that they were crazy because I have great taste in music.

Some dude called me a "noob" and told me to check out this Exodus band for tr00 metal. I listened to this "Fabulous Disaster" album on YouTube and I was disgusted.. Horrible Disaster is more like it!! it was SO bad!! It's just constant blast beats over crappy vocals, it's nothing special at all. For great metal albums listen to "St Anger", "Risk" or "Break The Cycle". See: poo poo band

by not found [Error 404] August 3, 2009

Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.

Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010