1 definition by not avril
Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
by not avril February 16, 2005