Yo--he wouldn't put the computer down and I was like, 'get off that dictionary' and he said, 'Why don't you jillax, I can't help it I'm well read...and an urbandictionaryphile. Don't know? That means I love the urban dictionary.
One who hates reading the urban dictionary--perhaps offended by the contents.
My english teacher said, "Students, for this assignment you must rely on a lexicon approved by a mainstream dictionary such as Oxfords, Websters, or another printed format. There will be no usage slang such as is found in the urban dictionary." She is such an urbandictionaryphobe.