1 definition by nom de gorilla

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Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).
Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.
by nom de gorilla March 26, 2011

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