3 definitions by noisebastard

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(in England) a 16 year old girl, "legal tender but frowned upon".
"check out that Scottish Fiver"
by noisebastard October 12, 2006

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When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.
"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"
by noisebastard March 26, 2008

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A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.
"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."
by noisebastard August 31, 2012

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