2 definitions by nocturne32100

Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal

by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021

Boolin

The human representation of that episode of Spongebob where he eats the onions.

Damn, that’s some Boolin shit right there. You need to touch grass

by nocturne32100 February 12, 2022