A 'Nobby' is a very special
and uncommon individual
who frequently performs inebriated sexual acts upon unsuspecting victims.
The call of the wild Nobby is a low growl becoming
a screach of the phrase 'Hiya'. The last syllable is elongated to add stress to the cry.
Nobby's can superbly camouflage themselves
to fit into their surroundings without
being spotted by potential victims.
The more common
Thomson variety can be seen in its natural squalid environment at the top most
location of habitable
areas with red fur and apparent tiger stripes. Despite
looking cute and cuddly, this breed is the most
lethal of all, taking
full advantage of its appearence to lure in prey.
It is advised never to go near a wild Nobby. Trained
Nobby's should also be approached with caution making sure to steer clear of the mouth area.