3 definitions by no royals

bush-wooki

Commonly associated with the rare herberters, a bush-wooki is an individual who sits in bushes next to a side walk or pathway who waits for the unsuspecting person to walk by, and the bush-wooki touches the person in the ass. If the person doesn't know where the touch came from it was a successful bush-wooki attempt.

There's a bush-wooki on main street, watch out he'll touch your butt.

by no royals March 15, 2015

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is the act of getting a blowjob, while her mouth is full of chewing tobacco.

Sarah gave me a sloppy dallas last night, my dick still looks like shit from all the dip spit she left on there!

by no royals October 16, 2020

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals September 28, 2016