4 definitions by no original thoughts

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.
I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!
by no original thoughts May 19, 2022
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Putting a condom on *after* you cum.
Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”
by no original thoughts April 30, 2022
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When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.
Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.
by no original thoughts January 7, 2023
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When you go on a walk between rain showers to smoke a joint, and stay dry while getting high.
I’ll call you later, I’m about to go on a walk that will leave me high and dry!
by no original thoughts May 28, 2022
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