The supreme biddy
troll is the mother of all biddies. Born of the dreaded Grendel of old, the supreme biddy
troll has terrorized the countryside for centuries now. Although
her age is unknown, people speculate (based upon her grime buildup, wrinkly skin, and overall repulsive appearance) that
she is over 700 years old.
You may ask what characterizes a biddy
? Well, a biddy
is often referred to as a cantankerous, fussy old woman, typically of lower class. Being a supreme biddy
troll however, implies much more stress on the negative
characteristics. A biddy
troll always has red hair, as all trolls do. Usually short in stature, they tend to compensate for their
shortness by growing beards, belching, drinking
excessive amounts of beer to form
a beer gut, or bulking
up and bullying others. Essentially, they try to imitate
lifestyle. Being a biddy
troll, she can typically be found in a cave or outhouse, but oftentimes
she comes into the open to feed. The supreme biddy
troll symbolizes the plague of parties, the destruction of all that
in womanhood, and the death of virtue
in the world. She is the plight of nations and an enemy to all. If you fear
she is coming, it is too late. Despair is all you have.
P.s. Ginger by nature, she has no soul.