nlolhere's definitions

unarmed

someone who doesn’t have a gun or another weapon on them. opposite of armed

The victim was unarmed at the time of the murder

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

utopia

A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.

If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.

Utopias would be hell if they existed.

Thank goodness there’s no such thing as a utopia

by nlolhere August 3, 2020

Type any word...

The thing you search up when you’re bored on Urban Dictionary. Only happens during extreme cases of boredom.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was so bored I searched “Type any word...” into Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: That sucks, bro

by nlolhere March 30, 2020

Suicidebait

Making a threat to commit suicide for attention (or for something else you want) without ever planning to follow through with it.

That asshole said that if he would shoot himself if he didn’t hit his $10,000 goal on Patreon in a week he would shoot himself. It’s been stuck on $400 for over a month now and he’s still alive. Can’t believe he thought people would fall for his suicidebait like that.

by nlolhere March 18, 2022

furry

A person who likes wearing animal suits/costumes. These suits usually have a lot of fur on them, hence “furry”.

Not all of these people are perverts who sexualize animals btw. Most furries are just normal people who like wearing animal costumes sometimes.

The perverts in the furry community are usually called “mursuiters”. Remember that

My friend Julie is a furry. She likes going to conventions and wearing suits sometimes

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

school

An entirely obsolete thing that doesn’t educate people at all after 3rd grade because they refuse to understand everything they’re talking about can be easily looked up on the Internet or done with other tools. Need to solve a math problem? Use a calculator. Need to read something? You’re already doing it. Need to write something? That should be easy, and if it’s not, look up how. Need to recall social studies, science, or other information? Look it up. Want to learn Art or Music or a foreign language? Practice a lot on it and dedicate a lot of time and effort for learning it, like you should with all hobbies. Anything else? Look it up. Unless you are planning on becoming a teacher, you will never need to know any of this info, and even then you can just look up all of that information. The only good part about it is that it can help extend your social circle, meet new friends ,and become socially active. If it doesn’t do that for you, well, you’re out of luck.

School is obsolete and it’s only purpose is to help get you a good job that will make you a lot of money.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

MIA

short for missing in action. basically a member of the armed forces who didn't return home after serving, and whose whereabouts are unknown. may or may not be dead

Guy 1: "My dad is MIA, I saw him leave to go to the military years ago, and then I never saw or heard from him again. Nobody knows where he is"
Guy 2: "That's sad"

by nlolhere July 16, 2020