1 definition by nitrohelix1985

wobbuffet

1. n. "wOb-uh-fhet" sing. & pl.: A hairless, blue pokemon found in the wild. Has two long bendable arms that hang and protrude from the sides of his head and a black tail with two eyes. Normally, wobbuffet retreats in dark areas to keep its' tail hidden from illumination derived from a source of light.

2. n. singular: A blue blobby pokemon who strives to appease its' owner by acts of selflessness yet always results in an unintended fiasco.

"Wobbuffet, you lost the badges!?!? You were supposed to guard them not pick friggin' cherries!"

by nitrohelix1985 August 10, 2003