9 definitions by niquil

Pussywashed

A phenomenon that occurs where a person is so hypnotized by sex, that he/she will put up just about any amount of torment or mental abuse from their partner. If confronted the victims will often cite that they “love” that person, when in reality, they love gettin they dick wet frfr.

Nah man, she’s got him pussywashed

by niquil January 1, 2022

Pussywashed

A phenomenon that occurs where a person is so hypnotized by sex, that he/she will put up just about any amount of torment or mental abuse from their partner. If confronted the victims will often cite that they “love” that person, when in reality, they love gettin they dick wet frfr.

Nah man, she’s got him pussywashed

by niquil January 1, 2022

Squishy

(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)

Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.

by niquil July 16, 2021

Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

by niquil November 10, 2021

hit a clip

When someone does something remarkable in terms of an activity. derived from the video game streaming service twitch where the viewers can save a video clip of something in the stream.

that test just hit a clip on my ass
my little brother just hit a clip on that noob

by niquil February 20, 2020

Farmit

(verb.) to fart, and vomit simultaneously. also pertains to what I expect to be doing tonight.

My wifes boyfriend came home really late yesterday, he dropped a Farmit in the bathtub.

by niquil July 1, 2021

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021