1 definition by nipples_is_purple

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nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.
what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>
by nipples_is_purple February 22, 2006

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