A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.
DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.