Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
by nickylags October 13, 2014
The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.
Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures
by NickyLags June 02, 2011
When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.
by NickyLags June 25, 2010
The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 06, 2011
When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 05, 2012
A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
by NickyLags December 05, 2011