nickylags's definitions

Cryarting

The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.

After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.

by NickyLags November 15, 2012

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

by NickyLags June 16, 2010

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

Stall Pause

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity

boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.

by NickyLags May 31, 2011

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014