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When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
by NickyLags June 4, 2010
Get the textsmile mug.The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.
Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures
by NickyLags November 14, 2011
Get the Eye-energy mug.Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
Get the anonymous office leftover miser mug.A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
by NickyLags July 30, 2010
Get the ass apron mug.The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
Get the Stall Pause mug.When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
by nickylags October 13, 2014
Get the Cuntforted mug.When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 5, 2012
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