1 definition by nick the coolest guy
A man named Eddie who lives a very sad life.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
by nick the coolest guy August 7, 2012