1. me: Hey, carmen, what are you eating?
Carmen: Just a bagel
and cream cheese.
me: More like a feggle and cr33m ch33z, you feggot. i r so cool. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOL.
2. Carmen: Yeah, so i was too scared
to tell that girl that i like her because im too much of a puss to make a move.
me: yeah. your a total
feggle. im pretty sure
your gay. like really homosexual. hahahahahahahahaha, i r so gud.