3 definitions by neyen
by neyen March 17, 2021
Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.
2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.
Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.
2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.
Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!
Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!
Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
by neyen December 3, 2010
The brilliant combination of wine and hot tea! Usually herbal tea is combined with white wine, and herbal or black with red.
Wow, this Franzia just got a lot better with the addition of tangerine tea... let's call it "wine-tea!"
by neyen December 3, 2010