24 definitions by newsvava

art
Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.

Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.

Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.

Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009

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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009

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When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
by newsvava July 29, 2016

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