4 definitions by never you mind what my name is

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one eyed smile

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

#sex #sexaul #intercourse #sexaul intercourse #shag

by never you mind what my name is July 10, 2008

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tavp

t - thats
a - an
v - valuble
p - point

used as a replacement for 'lol' in instant messaging

person one- mmm tasty ham salad
person two- tavp

person one- you are a sket
person two- tavp

#thats #an #interesting #point #lol #tavp #lmao #abriviations #msn

by never you mind what my name is July 10, 2008

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smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

#semen #cum #smeg #dirt #messy

by never you mind what my name is July 10, 2008

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the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

#rule #second #seat #cake #hat #marble

by never you mind what my name is July 10, 2008

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