nerm's definitions

ritardando

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

by nerm November 19, 2003

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004

bottle bong

a better way to do it is to get a 2 liter soda bottle and fill it partially with water then make a bowl at the top out of aluminum foil with a whole bunch of tiny holes in it. then punch however many holes in the sides of the bottle for straws and so its more like a hookah.

"Let's use the bottle bong this time so we can all smoke at the same time."

by nerm December 16, 2003

x-acto

exactly; you're right

x-acto! or yeah, x-acto!

by nerm November 19, 2003

l.a.

abbreviation for los angeles

l.a. is the titest city ever.

by nerm November 6, 2004

Ho-bag

a whore or a girl who acts slutty. a girl with a bitchy attitude.

My mom is such a ho-bag.

by nerm November 18, 2003

mut

a mean thing to call someone who is multi-racial.

she's a mut.

by nerm November 20, 2003