nerm's definitions

bisexual

in best case, a person equally attracted to both sexes. in most cases:
1. straight girls trying to get attention from men.
2. gay guys who aren't ready to come out of the closet.

i have some bisexual friends and then some "bisexual" acquaintances.

by nerm December 23, 2004

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004

hook up

verb: to engage in any type of sexual activity.
noun: 1. purposely ambiguous, equivocal word to describe almost any sexual action. usually used to exaggerate or minimize what exactly happened. a hook-up can range from a make-out session to full out sex.
2. person you hook up with

a: "so what did you guys do last night."
b: "welll, you know...we hooked up."
a: "come on! that could mean anything. give me details!

by nerm November 6, 2004

l.a.

abbreviation for los angeles

l.a. is the titest city ever.

by nerm November 6, 2004

homoflexible

someone who is primarily homosexual but can find someone of the opposite sex appealing.

i would say that i'm lesbian but sometimes i find men attractive, and im definitely not bi. i guess you could call me homoflexible.

by nerm November 16, 2004

ingléspañol

spanish for spanglish

no puedo hablar inglés bien. entonces hablo ingléspañol con los americanos

by nerm November 16, 2004

bottle bong

a better way to do it is to get a 2 liter soda bottle and fill it partially with water then make a bowl at the top out of aluminum foil with a whole bunch of tiny holes in it. then punch however many holes in the sides of the bottle for straws and so its more like a hookah.

"Let's use the bottle bong this time so we can all smoke at the same time."

by nerm December 16, 2003