Shoes that are so silly only a porn
star or stripper would wear them to work
in - however
they can only be called real porn
they are worn by women
on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
should be silver, white
or any other bright colour.
should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will
down to -5C only then are porn boots
to be warn