3 definitions by neilbombd

Top Definition
To proffer a small dog to a young child in return for sexual gratification.
"Mam, that puppy-squeezer just offered me some sweets and a sore arse!"
by neilbombd January 30, 2003
A ladies "top bollocks."
"Look at the breasticles on that"
by neilbombd January 30, 2003
Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.
Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.
by neilbombd January 30, 2003

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