2 definitions by navygirl

American Whopper

A huge American penis

God damn i wanna suck an american whopper so bad

by navygirl February 13, 2015

Kristian martin

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin

Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock

by navygirl May 10, 2012