2 definitions by navybluejeans

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A handjob given with Apple products.
Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
by navybluejeans January 05, 2012

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A boyfriend who is astronomically infatuated with his girlfriend. Common symptoms of becoming a bitch-boyfriend include frequent overprotective behavior and constant communication of his affection, as if he's constantly peeing over a bush to mark his territory. Bitch-boyfriends will usually lose all masculinity and become paranoid of the possible loss of the relationship. This paranoia is not completely amiss, however, as the female will eventually drop the bitch-boyfriend as a result of his excessive neediness.
Guy 1: Have you seen Chris's new girlfriend? She's completely turned him into a bitch-boyfriend...

Guy 2: Yea I know. Let's go find some friends with genitalia.
by navybluejeans January 05, 2012

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