21 definitions by nathan burns

big leggy

To have a large penis.

John Wayne is big leggy.

by nathan burns September 18, 2006

terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by nathan burns November 8, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by nathan burns September 18, 2006

riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

by nathan burns September 15, 2006

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by nathan burns September 18, 2006

eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

by nathan burns September 13, 2006

kenny rogers

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

by nathan burns September 14, 2006