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21 definitions by nathan burns

 
1.
Something that is very, very cool.
Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.
by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006
 
2.
A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.
I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
 
3.
To have a large penis.
John Wayne is big leggy.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
 
4.
To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.
Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
 
5.
From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.
That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
 
6.
Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.
Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
 
7.
People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser
I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006