nathan burns's definitions

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Mr Ed

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

sherriff

Name given to people who walk around with pagers, cell phones, etc. on their belts. Called so because they look like law enforcement officers who wear their badges in the same way.

Do you see that guy over there with the phone and pager on his belt?

Who, the sherriff?

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006