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v: to kick the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you

n: the act of kicking the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you

n: one who kicks the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near him
"Man, I Emmanueled the ball in my soccer game yesterday every time it came to me"..."Oh, it's because you need a Power Balance sport band, you know, that piece of silicone people pay $30 for."
"Dammit woman, make me a sandwich before I Emmanuel you"..."Please Emmanuel, stop with all the Emmanuels" says the woman after she doesn't make Emmanuel the sandwich and learns her lesson."
by natedawg6995 February 11, 2011
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