Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.
A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.
A stragina is a usually a straight, but bi-curious man that hooks up with other guys and likes to wear women's panties and treated like a woman. You typically see these straginas at the redneck bars, hunting, fishing, participating at tea party rallies usually with some homophobic statement sign.
Straight (man) + Vagina(envy) = stragina
Gay 1: What did you do last night?
Gay 2: I went on Craigslist looking for some straight man.
Gay 1: Any luck?
Gay 2: Sorta. I met this married guy who was 6'3, 190, big and butch...but....
Gay 1: But?
Gay 2: It was that guy that beat me up at the bar 4 years ago, he didn't remember me, and as he took of his pants he tells me that he wants to bottom, then I saw his pink lace panties.
Gay 1: OMG, a stragina?!
Gay 2: Yep. I told him to get his stuff and go, I don't need that crap.